Slash Through the Zombie Hordes 12 Inches At a Time With This Machete Ruler [Knives]

It's almost time for kids to start getting their back-to-school gear in order, and even though this fantastic laser-engraved wooden machete ruler will most certainly be instantly confiscated by a teacher, you still need to send your children to school prepared for anything. More »

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